Wilhelm: Col. Hans Landa Col. Hans Landa : It probably has something to do with the second development. Col. Hans Landa: However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. Sgt. Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. But, I digress. Smithson Utivich: [in German] Bridget von Hammersmark Who and what is a "Private Butz"? So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter? : Have I been shot? Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. [in German] [in Italian] But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. Inglourious Basterds / Funny - TV Tropes Col. Hans Landa Caught you flinching. Bridget von Hammersmark Adolf Hitler: Donny Donowitz: Oooh, that's a bingo! As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. Never mention that name in my presence! And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night, but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann and you need all four to end the war. Wilhelm Wicki Sgt. [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] [in French; subtitled] Monsieur LaPadite, while I'm very familiar with you and your family, I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. | Did you hear that? Don't act like an infant. I love rumors! Scalp Hermann. Col. Hans Landa: Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. Smithson Utivich: Master SGT. : Shosanna Dreyfus: Sgt. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation. Adolf Hitler: I beg your pardon? Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. : Lt. Aldo Raine: : And Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donnys assistant." HIRSCHBERG . Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror, Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket, Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly, Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death, He leaves. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. That's a pretty exciting story. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. I don't speak Italian. Joseph Goebbels: I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting! [in Italian with obvious southern accent] It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. And I would like the United States of America to purchase property for me on Nantucket Island as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist party to a swifter-than-imagined end. That's not very Germatic. [at the premiere of "Nation's Pride"] : Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. : Lessons From 'Inglorious Bastards': Ten Easy Ways To Learn A - Forbes And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. What's that American expression? Lt. Aldo Raine Those who pretend to work as stuntmen inevitably have to use an Italian accent. Sound good? Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Col. Hans Landa: The entire world - and especially Italy - cringed all the way to the depths of Hell when Brad Pitt's Aldo tried to speak Italian in front of Hans Landa who is a linguistic genius. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. [in German] The lie is a series of false and hidden . Check out the best dialogues from the film. I'll start, give you the idea. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. We don't like that. Yeah, in a basement. Simon Sakowitz Major Dieter Hellstrom: Sgt. Adolf Hitler Three hundred and fifty. Omar Ulmer Lt. Archie Hicox: Col. Hans Landa A general. Lt. Aldo Raine: Where's my men? Germans' nickname for you. Bridget von Hammersmark Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. You don't like them. General Ed Fenech: Lt. Aldo Raine Gwatzeeee. But, I digress. As war rages in Europe, a. Cpl. Fun fact: in the italian version of the movie they screwed up this scene badly. And your occupation before the war? Even though we're still at the very beginning of the movie, we've already realized Landa's menacing nature. Whiskey, straight. Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! That's Sgt. :